- someone: have you seen this movie?
- me: no but i've seen gifs
*straight people voice* is he… you know…
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kgHe has also recited his own poetry to them.
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty